So Beau Brummel and I were having pillow talk and we started talking about our most embarrassing moments. He is teaching a class and the essay assignment is on the students' most embarrassing moments. Some of them were pretty funny. I personally have got a ton of good ones but will only share a couple here:
Embarrassing Moment #1: On my sixteenth birthday my friend kidnapped me and dressed me in a really crazy ugly outfit and made me go to school. My mom videotaped it. Later on in the week my mom and friends threw a surprise party at my house complete with disco ball and bouncy castle and dancing. My mom thought it would be cute to make my boyfriend and I dance all alone while everyone looked on and videotaped that as well (but on a different tape).
My boyfriend's family wanted to see us dancing and how the birthday party turned out, so my mom gave them a tape marked "16th Birthday." So I am at my boyfriend's house and they put the tape in and (you guessed it) my mom had accidently given them the first tape which showed me being wrestled to the ground screaming and laughing and stripped down to my underwear (string bikinis with pig pigs printed on them) by my friend. They turned the tape off right away, but they had already seen the worst. I was sooooooooo mortified because his family was super proper and prude and didn't really like me that much in the first place.
Embarrassing Moment #2: I don't really have this problem anymore, but it used to be that when I felt nervous I would get really bad gas. On several occasions this was a source of deep shame for me. One time my boyfriend (a different one than above) and I had gone to see the fireworks on the 4th of July. We beat his family back to his house and felt weird about being there alone because we were afraid that they would think that we had been making out or something. So we decided to listen to music in his car on a cross street and watch for their car and just follow them home when we saw them. So we are sitting there and suddenly a car turns down the street headed towards us and it is someone from church. My boyfriend yells, "Duck, it's __________!" because he thought it would look like we were PARKING (for my foreign friends, in America that means parking by the side of the road in a car and kissing or more). I dive under the glove box to get out of sight so my head and arms and torso are down there, but my teenage butt is on the seat and basically pointed up in the air. I was nervous . . . and so I FARTED a HUGE STANK cloud into his car and all the windows were closed. I pretty much buttercupped him (when you fart in your hand and throw it in someone's face or hold it over their nose, I have brothers if you are wondering how I know this term of disgustingness). He gagged and threw open the car door and staggered onto the street. I managed to open my door and tumble out onto the sidewalk. We left the car doors open and took a little silent stroll around the block to let the car air out. It was a while before he stopped teasing me about that.
I have about 5 more embarrassing fart-related stories, but I would much rather hear some of yours. So please share.
