This morning Flashlight got Headbanger (16 months) out of bed and took her into our bed to give her a bottle, as usual. Afterwards, he set her down on the floor to play and, well, we got amorous (with two babies we have to make the most of what little free time we have). Just as things were "ending", Headbanger, with her sweet innocent face, pops up and hands me a condom (still in the wrapper) that she found on the bedside table. Classic.
I don't think I should tell her this story when she is older.
Friday, August 8, 2008
Kids and Sex: A Humorous but Brief Account of My Morning
Posted by Nancy Ross at 9:56 AM
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THAT! Is SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe when she is an old married woman with kids she will appreciate that story. That one belongs in a women's magazine for sure! Maybe you can make some money off that one.
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